Dennis Lee Roth Vocals

Dennis Lee Roth was discovered by Skitch Rockett while DLR was singing on the beaches of Los Angeles, California.  Rockett was in the City of Angels to speak on the dangers of drugs as part of Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say NO To Drugs” campaign. Dennis was working out to keep his sculpted buns in perfect shape to match his chiseled chin.  You see, bleach-blonde DLR has a five and a half octave vocal range, and when Rockett saw this for himself, he knew this was the front man for The Glam Band.  Dennis’ singing influences include his cousin, Diamond David Lee Roth, who taught him to kick like a Rock Star, and Bozo the Clown.

Skitch Rockett Drums

Parts unknown (seriously).  He showed up on a doorstep one morning wearing the sleaziest makeup known to man.  We couldn’t tell if he was a circus clown or the shittiest New York Dolls imposter.  Not sure about much of his background other than the fact that he received some type of schooling from a washed up band director, and slowly found his way on the club scene.  Along the way he played with pretty much every group in the state, staying just long enough to earn enough cash for a pizza and case of beer. 

 Skitch is known as the “laid back” guy in the band.  He rarely says much and doesn’t have an opinion on anything; just go with the flow.  It doesn’t take much to rile him up and I think that shows in his playing. . . slow, methodical, and come to think of it . . . pretty boring.  He takes the title of best looking member in the band at over 6’6”, wears a size 13, despises malted beverages and actively maintains a MySpace page.

Will E Stradlyn Guitar

While living in Indiana, Will E Stradlyn heard that Northeastern WI was going to be the next booming Mecca of hard rock and heavy metal. Will immediately packed up his neon pink 1985 iROC/Z Camaro and headed to the Dairy State. In Wisconsin Stradlyn found work with a variety of show bands before settling into a Captain and Tennille cover band. Because of the band’s strenuous touring and party schedule, Will developed a near lethal addiction to Mountain Dew and black market muscle milk. Granted, this concoction helped in developing his triceps and keeping him awake during gigs, but it also nearly took his life. Realizing his problem, he checked himself into the same rehab facility that many of the current and past members of the Notorious Glam Band had used!  Stradlyn’s first post-rehab venture was a hard rocking band called “Schenker/Stradlyn Overdrive”.  Soon after, he joined a Black “Savage” tribute band that was fronted by none other than The Glam Band’s Matty Savage(who sang all the songs in the voice of Neil Diamond). Both of these bands soon broke up over money and riser height disagreements. The “Bandless” Stradlyn nearly fell back into his old destructive habits. This is when fate stepped in and he received a phone call asking him to fill a vacant spot with his friends in The Glam Band. Will accepted the offer, joined the Band in early 2019, and has not looked back since.

Matt Savage Bass Guitar

Born at the foot of Stonehenge and voted most likely in the Glam Band to actually be mistaken for a girl while in stage makeup, Savage spent his teenage years as a roadie/go-fer for all the bands on the Sunset Strip.  One day he swiped a spare bass from one of them (Nikki is still looking for it) and began to fake his way through gigs with his first bands “Sorry”, “Kwitcherbitchen”and “Nirvana” (who had to inexplicably change their name in the early 90’s). He hit rock bottom, literally, when he decided to go cliff diving in Acapulco after a week long bender.  The Glam Band saw his story on the news and said, “We need to get that guy”.  The rest is history…

Dee Flatt Keyboards

Hailing from Stockholm Sweden, Dee first broke into the business by tuning Keytars for the band Europe in the mid 80s. From there he toured internationally with bands Salty Cat, Gotthard?, and the Impotent Sea Turtles.  Flatt’s career stalled in the mid 90s when his addiction to makeup and women’s clothing resulted in his removal from the International Keyboardist Society, as well as banishment from most public performance venues throughout Europe and the United States. Dee was left alone, forced to play fake gigs in front of a mirror in his basement.  However, his luck changed when the blow-up doll The Glam Band had been employing to play keyboard deflated(true story!), “thrusting” him back into the 80s music scene.  Dee Flatt happily joined the band in the fall of 2013 and hasn’t looked back since!

JJ Deville Guitar

JJ Deville got that name at a young age. By 9 years old he was widely known as a trouble-making little devil but he had only learned to say the alphabet up to the letter J. He’s been seen carrying a bottle his whole life but nobody is quite sure when he made the transition from apple juice to Jack Daniel’s whiskey. Uncovering the truth at this point would only serve to get his family into worse trouble and we actually think the alcoholism might be what makes his fingers move so ding-dang fast. JJ was never first in anything. He got married to the widow next door; she’s been married seven times before. He replaced Chainsaw McGraw in the band “Oh Mother, Where Art Thou” after he met the lead singer when they were both working as seasonal cashiers at Target. The band was renamed to “Heroin Heroine” and then one DeLorean crash later, the late singer (not dead, just always late) was replaced by his sister and the band was renamed “DeLorean Delores.” Everybody knows that rest of that story, am I right? The follow up project “DeLorean DeVille” called it quits when it turned out that there were no more DeLoreans to crash. Dee Flatt, JJ’s parole officer, finally convinced JJ to stop driving by explaining that if he did he would never have to stop drinking or shredding guitar licks and then finally talked him into joining the Glam Band.